**BREAKING: GTA 6 PRICE LEAK SENDS FANS INTO COMPLETE MELTDOWN**
BREAKING: GTA 6 PRICE LEAK SENDS FANS INTO COMPLETE MELTDOWN
HOLLYWOOD, CA – The crimson carpet at tonight’s Game Awards just went up in flames. I’m getting word that anonymous insiders are claiming Rockstar is about to break the $70 barrier—and not by a little. We’re hearing whispers of a $149.99 standard edition price tag.
The crowd is in chaos. I just caught up with streamer Kai Cenat, who looked pale. “Bro, that’s two months of rent!” he screamed before his mic cut out. Meanwhile, actor Ned Luke (Michael from GTA V) was spotted hiding behind a potted plant, refusing to comment, muttering something about “inflation.”
And it gets worse. Sources say the “Basic” edition will only include the tutorial. Want to leave the intro island? That’ll be a $19.99 microtransaction. The shock is palpable. One influencer is already crying. Another is yelling, “This is the real-life version of the Big One.”
Is this a hoax? A stunt? Or is Rockstar about to turn the gaming world upside down? Stay tuned… because this story is about to explode.