**JUST IN: GTA 6 PRICE LEAK SENDS GAMERS INTO a PANIC! YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH ROCKSTAR IS PLANNING to CHARGE!!!**

JUST IN: GTA 6 PRICE LEAK SENDS GAMERS INTO A PANIC! YOU WON’T BELIEVE HOW MUCH ROCKSTAR IS PLANNING TO CHARGE!!!

BREAKING NEWS – SHOCKING LEAK

HOLD ONTO YOUR CONTROLLERS, FOLKS, BECAUSE THIS IS THE BIGGEST GAMING DISASTER SINCE THE LAST CONSOLE WAR! INSIDERS ARE SPILLING THE BEANS, AND IT’S NOT PRETTY!

SOURCES TELL US THAT ROCKSTAR GAMES IS PLANNING A PRICE TAG SO MASSIVE, IT COULD BREAK YOUR SAVINGS ACCOUNT! WE’RE TALKING A STAGGERING $149.99 FOR THE STANDARD EDITION! YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT! ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-NINE DOLLARS AND NINETY-NINE CENTS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! THE “CRIME BOSS” COLLECTOR’S EDITION? A WHOPPING $499.99! INCLUDES A LIFE-SIZE VICE CITY COCAINE BAG AND A GOLDEN DEAGLE REPLICA! FANS ARE ALREADY SELLING THEIR KIDNEYS ON THE BLACK MARKET!

“THIS IS A DECLARATION OF WAR,” A FAMED GAMING LEAKER WHO WISHES TO REMAIN NAMELESS SCREAMED AT OUR REPORTER. “ROCKSTAR IS TESTING THE WATERS TO SEE IF WE’LL PAY A MORTGAGE FOR A VIDEO GAME!”

IS THIS THE END OF AFFORDABLE GAMING? WILL YOU HAVE TO TAKE OUT A SECOND LOAN JUST TO STEAL CARS AND SHOOT POLICE? THE ANSWER IS… DISTURBING