**PSA: Rockstar Finally Reveals GTA 6 Price, and It’s Exactly What You’d Expect From a Company That Hates You**

PSA: Rockstar Finally Reveals GTA 6 Price, And It’s Exactly What You’d Expect From A Company That Hates You

So, after years of waiting, Rockstar has generously decided to let us plebs know that GTA 6 will cost… wait for it… $119.99 for the standard edition. Yes, you read that correctly. That’s not a typo. They actually looked at the $70 industry norm and said, “Nah, we’ll take a bold stance on inflation and your mortgage payment.”

But wait, there’s more! For the low, low price of $249.99, you can get the “Deluxe Edition” which includes a shiny gold weapon skin, a one-time use of a flying car (that explodes after 30 seconds), and a digital art book that you’ll look at once and forget about. Oh, and pre-order bonuses? A t-shirt that literally says “I Paid $120 For A Game, AMA.”

AITA for thinking this is just Rockstar’s way of seeing if we’re dumb enough to fund their next decade of yacht parties? TL;DR: GTA 6 is now a luxury good, and we’re all just peasants hoping for a pity discount in 2030. Mic drop.