**BREAKING!!! GAMERS in SHAMBLES as GTA 6 PRICE LEAK BREAKS the INTERNET... and THEIR WALLETS! 💀💸**
BREAKING!!! GAMERS IN SHAMBLES AS GTA 6 PRICE LEAK BREAKS THE INTERNET… AND THEIR WALLETS! 💀💸
Los Santos, Vice City – Hollywood (Reporter: Krystal “Kash” Money) — The gaming world is literally shaking right now after leaked documents from inside Rockstar Games suggest that Grand Theft Auto VI will launch at a jaw-dropping, wallet-melting $149.99 USD! 🚨💰
I was just on the red carpet at the “Golden Joystick Awards” when the news hit, and let me tell you, the drama was IMMEDIATE.
We caught up with a visibly devastated streamer, “K1ngKilla420,” who was seen clutching his controller like a lifeline. “This is LITERALLY financial terrorism,” he screamed, mascara running down his face. “I HAVE to take out a second mortgage just to rob a virtual convenience store!”
But wait—it gets messier. An insider, codenamed “The Rat,” leaked that this insane price tag might be the “entry level” version, and the Premium Edition (which supposedly comes with a ‘Prologue Skip’ and a gold-plated pistol) could hit $249.99! 💎🔥
“Is this a video game or a down payment on a car?” one fan sobbed into our microphone. “I can’t afford to commit virtual crimes anymore!”
Meanwhile, the celebs are divided. We saw Bella Ramsey (star of The Last of Us) storm out of a pre-show dinner, screaming, “This is an OUTRAGE! I can buy two avocados and a used copy of Madden 24 for that money!”
But not everyone is mad. Rapper and crypto-bro “Lil W