**BREAKING: Rockstar Finally Reveals GTA 6 Price – Fans Are Having a Full 'Michael De Santa' Meltdown**

BREAKING: Rockstar Finally Reveals GTA 6 Price – Fans Are Having a Full ‘Michael De Santa’ Meltdown

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the economy of Vice City and your bank account, Rockstar Games has officially confirmed that Grand Theft Auto 6 will cost $69.69—a number that the internet has decided is simultaneously the funniest and most offensive thing since the Hot Coffee mod.

Gamers are currently divided into three camps: those who are “Pre-ordering the $2,000 collector’s edition that includes a real-life, inflatable Lamar,” those who are echoing NPCs and screaming “I FORGOT TO SAVE MY GAME” as they realize they have to sell their entire inventory of meme stocks, and the final group—historians—who are pointing out that this price point is the ultimate cosmic irony.

The Meme History Deep Cut:

Let’s be real: the irony here is that in 2013, GTA V launched at $59.99. Players spent a decade robbing convenience stores in-game just to afford T-shirts. Now, with inflation hitting real life harder than a Trevor rage-quit, Rockstar has essentially turned “Crime Pays” into a live-service metaphor. The price increase is the first actual “heist” because we, the players, are the ones getting robbed before we even boot up the game.

The viral joke? “The only thing more expensive than running from the cops in Los Santos is buying the ticket to get there.”

Meanwhile, GTA Online already has a newswire post: “To offset the $10 increase, we have temporarily removed the ability to steal cars. But don’t worry—sharks are now on sale for 50% off. (Cash cards are not on sale.)”

Final Verdict: $69.69 is the funniest number ever, but the