**BREAKING: Rockstar Caught in $100 GTA 6 Price Leak – "We're Testing Your Wallet's Breaking Point"**

BREAKING: Rockstar Caught in $100 GTA 6 Price Leak – “We’re Testing Your Wallet’s Breaking Point”

In a move that has gamers worldwide questioning their life choices, leaked internal documents from Take-Two Interactive suggest that the base price for Grand Theft Auto VI could be set at a record-breaking $100.

But here’s the kicker: the leak, shared via a now-deleted tweet from a disgruntled QA tester, includes a corporate memo justifying the price hike with “strategic inflation testing.” Translation? Rockstar wants to see how much pain the average gamer can stomach before they riot.

“Gamers will pay it. They always do. We’re not selling a game; we’re selling an escape from their $50 minimum wage jobs,” the memo allegedly read.

Wait, it gets worse. The $100 price tag is for the “Standard Edition.” The “Next-Gen+ Microtransaction Pass” – which unlocks basic features like saving your game or turning off the in-game casino ads – will run you another $50.

The internet is already in meltdown. “I could buy a whole indie game for $100. Or, you know, a tank of gas and a grocery run,” one Redditor wrote.

Take-Two CEO Strauss Zelnick, in a recent interview, tried to downplay the leak, calling it “baseless speculation from clickbait artists.” But sources close to the company say the real plan is to test the waters with a “dynamic pricing model” – meaning if you’re a fan of the series and have a high credit score, you might pay more.

Skeptical? Good. Who benefits from a $100 game? Not the workers crunching 100-hour weeks to make it. Not the gamers drowning in debt just to play a game on release day.