**BREAKING: Rockstar Confirms GTA 6 Will Cost “Your Entire Savings Account” – Literally**

BREAKING: Rockstar Confirms GTA 6 Will Cost “Your Entire Savings Account” – Literally

So, I’m scrolling, and I see this: Rockstar just announced that GTA 6 will launch at a suggested retail price of $149.99 for the base game. Yeah, you read that right. A hundred and fifty. For a game. But here’s the kicker – they’re also dropping a “Gold Shark Card” edition for a cool $2,499.99. TL;DR: You’ll need to sell a kidney to play as Lucia for 20 minutes before you clip through a bridge and die.

Reddit, AITA for thinking maybe microtransactions weren’t enough, we needed a macro-transaction? The CEO literally said in the press release: “We believe in paying for the feeling of wealth, not just a product.” So I guess my $150 is for the vibes of having money, while I’ll still be broke in-game. Slow clap.

Anyway, I’m off to start a GoFundMe for a digital copy of a game that will probably be delayed until 2030. Upvote if you’re ready to pay $5 for a “realistic” car wash DLC. 🚗💸