**AITA for Telling My Neighbor to Quit Acting Like the Northern Lights Are Personal Free Real Estate?**

AITA for telling my neighbor to quit acting like the Northern Lights are personal free real estate?

Okay so apparently checks notes a massive geomagnetic storm is hitting Earth tonight, meaning the aurora might be visible as far south as friggin’ Alabama or whatever. My neighbor, Karen (yes, really), has been posting hourly updates on Nextdoor like she’s a NASA meteorologist. “OMG the Kp-index is 8.7, get your cameras ready, this is a ONCE IN A GENERATION EVENT” – complete with 27 exclamation points and a filter that makes her dog look like a neon jellyfish.

I work night shifts, TL;DR: I just want to sleep. But no, she’s outside now at 2 AM, blasting “Eye of the Tiger” from a Bluetooth speaker, screaming “IT’S VISIBLE! IT’S GREEN! IT’S… wait, is that just a streetlight?” while her kids shine UV flashlights at my bedroom window. Sir, that’s not an aurora borealis, that’s a cry for help from your Roku remote.

Anyway, AITA for turning my hose on her and yelling “GUYS, THE COSMIC MAGNETIC SHIELD IS CLOSED FOR MAINTENANCE”? Because apparently the real natural phenomenon here is entitlement, and it’s visible from space. 🌌👽

TL;DR: Sky go boom, neighbor goes feral, water goes splash, drama goes viral.