**BREAKING: CEO of "Vibes Only" Startup Steps Down After Employee Revolt Over “Synergy.”**

BREAKING: CEO of “Vibes Only” Startup Steps Down After Employee Revolt Over “Synergy.”

Tech Twitter is in shambles. Literally just watched a 22-year-old founder of a company that makes a literal fridge magnet to “organize your digital life” announce he’s “stepping back to focus on mental health” after his entire engineering team quit en masse.

The reason? He tried to make them attend a “mandatory, experiential, cross-functional synergy workshop” called “The Flame of Awakening.”

AITA for laughing my ass off? The internal Slack logs leaked, and my guy legit asked them to “hack the patriarchy inside their own minds.” One engineer replied, “I can’t hack anything, my code is on fire because you spent our last $2m on a DJ for a launch party nobody attended.”

The founder’s final statement, posted on his Substack (paywalled, naturally): “I have realized that my greatest asset is not the company, but my own personal alignment with the universe’s energy.”

TL;DR: Kid tried to boss his junior devs around like a c-suite success coach, got told to touch grass, and now his fridge-magnet empire is worth exactly $0 and a bad Yelp review. Perfection. 🔥