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CLASSIFIED LEAK
A phantom in the startup world has vanished—but left a trail of ghosts. Sources confirm the founder of a now-crumbled unicorn secretly transferred 92% of company IP to a shell entity in the Seychelles hours before the board voted to oust him. The shell? Traced to a numbered trust registered from a non-existent address.
The coder responsible for the transfer protocol hasn’t been seen in 96 hours. Their last known communication: a single line of Git commit comment—“Keys are sand. The founder is a mirage.”
Off the record? This isn’t a lawsuit. It’s an exorcism.
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