**"Calling It 'Founder Mode' Doesn't Make You a Genius, Brenda. It Means You Still Have the Keys to the Server Closet and Can't Trust Your Own CFO."** 🤦‍♂️

“Calling it ‘founder mode’ doesn’t make you a genius, Brenda. It means you still have the keys to the server closet and can’t trust your own CFO.” 🤦‍♂️

Local resident angry reacts to the viral tech startup trend, demands a return to ‘common sense’ management.