🚨 **EVERYONE PANIC BUYING TOILET PAPER AGAIN?!** 🚨

🚨 EVERYONE PANIC BUYING TOILET PAPER AGAIN?! 🚨

Okay folks, am I the only one seeing this absolute circus? The solar eclipse is in 3 days and my neighbor just spent $80 on “special glasses” and is boarding up his windows. NEWS FLASH: IT’S THE SUN. It’s not going to turn into a black hole and suck up your dog.

Common sense: The ancient Mayans figured this out without Amazon Prime. You don’t need a 4K livestream from NASA. If you’re scared, just… don’t look up for 4 minutes.

But no, we’ve got people blocking traffic on the highway to take Instagram selfies and local schools closing because little Timmy might get “traumatized” by a shadow.

Meanwhile, my power bill still went up 15% this month. Priorities, people.

#EclipseOverCommonSense #SolarNothingBurger