**YTA for Not Realizing the Solar Eclipse Was Just a Massive Coordinated FOMO Campaign by Big Sunglasses.**

YTA for not realizing the solar eclipse was just a massive coordinated FOMO campaign by Big Sunglasses.

Like, I’m supposed to be impressed that the moon did a slightly aggressive game of peekaboo with the sun for 4 minutes? Meanwhile, my entire timeline turned into a bunch of people holding up their iPhones like they’re trying to cast a spell on the sky.

Go outside? Sure, I’ll go outside to avoid the 5000 “my photo of the eclipse 🌑” posts that all look like a blurry, overexposed screenshot from Spirited Away. TL;DR: The sun blinked, Karen.

#EclipseWasMid #BringBackTheDogs