**AITA for Laughing at My Boomer Neighbor Who Spent $3K on "Eclipse Glasses" Just to Realize They Forgot the Eclipse Was Happening at 3 AM Their Time?**

AITA for laughing at my boomer neighbor who spent $3K on “eclipse glasses” just to realize they forgot the eclipse was happening at 3 AM their time?

Like, bro spent weeks prepping, had a whole “viewing party” planned with eclipse-themed snacks (moon pies, obviously), and even put up one of those aluminum foil hats for “maximum viewing.”

Fast forward to 3 AM: total darkness. He’s screaming outside my window, “THE SUN IS GONE, WE’RE DOOMED.” Yeah, no s***, Larry. It’s called nighttime.

TL;DR: Boomer drops rent money on eclipse hype, forgets basic astronomy, has meltdown in his backyard at 3 AM. I recorded it for TikTok and now his wife is calling me “insensitive.”

Also, isn’t it ironic that nobody cares about the eclipse because it’s literally just the moon doing the world’s most overhyped shadow puppet? We already had one in 2017, Karen. It’s called a budget solar flare. 😂