**AITA for Laughing My Ass Off at the Eclipse Tourists Who Paid $500 for a Hotel Room With a "Direct View" of the Corona, Only for the Entire Town to Get Clouded Out 10 Minutes Before Totality?**

AITA for laughing my ass off at the eclipse tourists who paid $500 for a hotel room with a “direct view” of the corona, only for the entire town to get clouded out 10 minutes before totality?

TL;DR - Paid astronomy nerds and Instagram influencers flew into bumfuck nowhere for 4 minutes of darkness. Nature said “lol get fucked,” gave them a 90% overcast sky, and they spent the whole event staring at a grey pillow while locals watched it on a cracked iPhone in the parking lot of a Dollar General. Now they’re crying on Nextdoor about “ruined vacations” and demanding refunds from the universe.

The real eclipse was watching a thousand people collectively realize they paid $3,000 for a fever dream and a sunburn on their ego. Also, 10/10 would do it again just for the meltdown threads. 🌚