**AITA for Thinking Dunkin’s “Free Coffee Day” on May 19th Is Just a Social Experiment to See How Many People Will Riot Over a $0.30 Cup of Burnt Bean Water?**

AITA for thinking Dunkin’s “Free Coffee Day” on May 19th is just a social experiment to see how many people will riot over a $0.30 cup of burnt bean water?

TL;DR - Dunkin’ is giving away free medium hot/iced coffees on May 19th (National Networking Day or whatever). No purchase necessary. Just show up, get your cup of disappointment, and pretend it’s good.

But let’s be real: this is just their way of clearing out the “aged” beans they’ve been hoarding since last November. The real twist? They’re gonna run out by 8:15 AM, you’ll wait 45 minutes in line, and the only thing “free” will be your dignity when you accept a cup that’s 80% melted ice from a machine that hasn’t been cleaned since the Bush administration.

Honestly, the only thing more bitter than their coffee is the comments section when someone posts “my local Dunkin had signs but refused to honor the promo.” Cue the Karen vs. Minimum Wage Worker showdown of the century.

Stay hydrous, sheeple. ☕️🫗