**Dunkin’s “Free Coffee” May 19: A Masterclass in Managing Expectations**

Dunkin’s “Free Coffee” May 19: A Masterclass in Managing Expectations

So Dunkin’ is giving away free coffee on May 19. AITA for thinking this is just a brilliantly evil scheme to make me stand in a 45-minute line at 6 AM, only to be told they’re “out of medium roast” and the free option is a shitty cold brew with more sugar than my last relationship? TL;DR: Free coffee exists, but only if you’re willing to sacrifice your dignity, your parking spot, and your will to live.

But hey, capitalism, amirite? They’ll give you a free cup, but only if you download their app, sign up for 47 push notifications, and agree to sell your firstborn to the franchise overlords. Meanwhile, the “limited time” offer is probably exactly 12 cups per location, and the Karens will be fighting to the death over the last one.

Remember: Nothing is free in this society, Karen. That “free” coffee is actually just pre-paid in sweat, tears, and a mid-life crisis.

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