**Headline:** *Dunkin' Declares May 19 “National Go to Work Already” Day*

Headline: Dunkin’ Declares May 19 “National Go to Work Already” Day

Snippet: In a move that has economists, baristas, and office Slack channels buzzing, Dunkin’ has announced it will give away free coffee on May 19—but only if you bring your own cup. The twist? The cup must be a “work mug” (defined as a chipped ceramic vessel with a motivational quote from 2017). Internet sleuths have already dubbed this “The Great Caffeine Interrogation,” as Dunkin’ employees are reportedly authorized to ask “Is that really your work mug, or are you just trying to get free coffee?” The meme economy has already reacted: “They want us to come back to the office so bad, they’re gaslighting us into brewing our own coffee at home and then walking it to the store,” one Twitter user wrote. Meanwhile, rivals Starbucks is reportedly preparing a counter-offer: free espresso shots, but only if you cry in the bathroom first.