**Dunkin’ Free Coffee "Promotion" Pure Common Sense Fail – Now I’ve Gotta Pay for Air?**

Dunkin’ Free Coffee “Promotion” Pure Common Sense Fail – Now I’ve Gotta Pay for Air?

You know, I try to keep my mouth shut, but common sense is literally dying in this country. Dunkin’ rolls out their “Free Coffee Day” for May 19th, right? Sounds nice, until you read the fine print that takes a 10-point plan to decode. First off, it’s only for Rewards members – which means you’ve basically traded your email, your phone number, and your personal data for a small cup of something they brew by the gallon anyway.

But here’s my real issue: the “free” coffee is ONLY available through the app. So you have to stand in line, staring at your phone like a zombie, waiting for a QR code to load while the WiFi in the store is slower than a turtle in molasses. Meanwhile, my neighbor – who doesn’t own a smartphone – was told “sorry, no deal.” So we’re just excluding people who don’t live on their phones now? What about common decency?

Oh, and let’s talk about the “limit one per customer” rule. I walked in, ordered my free small coffee, and they had the audacity to tell me I couldn’t get it with cream and sugar without paying an extra 50 cents. So the coffee is free, but the fixings aren’t? That’s like saying you get a free car but have to pay for the steering wheel.

I’m not saying don’t go – I’m saying if you want a free coffee, you better be ready to jump through more hoops than a circus poodle. And for the record, I’m still going to grab mine, but I’ll be complaining the whole time. Because that’s common sense, folks. #DunkinFail #FreeCoffeeSc