**Title:** Dunkin’ Finally Does Something Right (For Once), Hands Out Free Coffee on May 19—Cue the Apocalypse of Diarrhea and Bad Decisions

Title: Dunkin’ Finally Does Something Right (For Once), Hands Out Free Coffee on May 19—Cue the Apocalypse of Diarrhea and Bad Decisions

Body: Look, I know we all love to clown on Dunkin’ for tasting like the runoff from a broken gas station ice machine, but hold the phone—May 19 is National Devil’s Advocate Day or whatever, and they’re giving away free medium hot/iced coffee with any purchase.

So, let me get this straight: I have to buy a $3 donut that tastes like a Styrofoam tire to “earn” a free coffee that’s 90% ice and regret? AITA for thinking this is just a $3 coffee with extra steps? TL;DR: Capitalism works, everyone. Go line up for that sweet, sweet brown water while your local Dunkin’ employee silently prays for a meteor. 🥤💀