**Dunkin’ “Free Coffee” on May 19? More Like a Tax on Common Sense.**

Dunkin’ “Free Coffee” on May 19? More Like a Tax on Common Sense.

Just saw the ad for “Free Medium Coffee” at Dunkin’ on May 19. Let’s use our heads, people. You think a corporation that charges $3 for a splash of oat milk is suddenly feeling generous? Here’s how it’ll go:

You show up. Wait 45 minutes in a drive-thru line wrapped around the block. Then they hand you a lukewarm cup of something that tastes like burnt regret and tell you the “free” coffee is only valid with the purchase of a bakery item, which magically costs $4.99. So you’re basically paying $6 for a stale donut and a cup of office-filter water.

Meanwhile, the employee behind the counter is giving you the look because they haven’t been paid overtime to deal with 300 angry locals. And for what? A coffee that’s going to give you heartburn by noon.

Common sense says if you want free coffee, brew it at home. But hey, enjoy standing in the rain for that “deal.” 🙄