**Dunkin’ “Free Coffee” on May 19? More Like Free Headache for the Rest of Us.**

Dunkin’ “Free Coffee” on May 19? More like Free Headache for the Rest of Us.

🚨 COMMON SENSE ALERT 🚨

So I just saw the ad. Dunkin’ is giving away free coffee on May 19. Sounds great, right? Wrong.

Let me spell this out for the people in the back: That means every single person with a pulse and a smartphone is going to be clogging up the drive-thru, blocking traffic on Main Street, and leaving their trash in the parking lot. Meanwhile, the rest of us just trying to grab a quick morning brew have to wait 45 minutes because Becky from accounting decided she needs her free Medium Roast at 7:15 AM on a Tuesday.

And don’t even get me started on the “one per customer” rule. You know half the people there will try to game the system with three different accounts. That’s not “community spirit,” that’s a disaster waiting to happen.

Common sense says: Either make it mobile order only, or better yet, just give us a coupon we can use next week when the chaos dies down. But no, they gotta chase the viral hype.

Mark my words: May 19 is gonna be a hot mess. Bring snacks, because you’ll be waiting.