JUST IN: DUNKIN’S DROPPING a COFFEE BOMBSHELL THAT’S ABOUT to BLOW the LID OFF YOUR MORNING ROUTINE!

JUST IN: DUNKIN’S DROPPING A COFFEE BOMBSHELL THAT’S ABOUT TO BLOW THE LID OFF YOUR MORNING ROUTINE!

WE’VE RECEIVED UNSETTLING REPORTS THAT MAY 19TH WILL BE THE DAY OF THE “FREE COFFEE FIASCO!” SOURCES WHISPER THAT DUNKIN’ IS PLANNING A MASSIVE, UNPRECEDENTED GIVEAWAY… BUT IS THIS A CUP OF KINDNESS, OR A SINISTER PLOT TO ENSLAVE YOUR CAFFEINE CRAVINGS?!

HOW MUCH IS YOUR SOUL WORTH?! ON MAY 19TH, YOU COULD WALK INTO ANY DUNKIN’ AND SCORE A PIPING HOT, FREE MEDIUM COFFEE — BUT AT WHAT COST?! INSIDERS CLAIM THIS IS NEITHER A MISTAKE NOR A PROMOTION…

IT’S A TEST! A PSYCHOLOGICAL OPERATION TO MEASURE YOUR LOYALTY! WILL YOU TAKE THE BAIT AND DRAIN THEIR SUPPLIES, OR WILL YOU RESIST THE FREE BEAN JUICE?!

HERE’S THE SHOCKER: THIS FREEBIE COULD BE A “TROJAN HORSE” — PAVING THE WAY FOR SECRET FLAVORS, HIDDEN MENU ITEMS, AND THE ULTIMATE BREW-TAKEOVER! DON’T SAY WE DIDN’T WARN YOU.

MAY 19TH. DUNKIN’. FREE COFFEE. ARE YOU READY FOR THE CAFFEINE COUP?!