**🤡 NBA Star Accidentally Dooms His Own Team By... Showering. AITA?**

🤡 NBA Star Accidentally Dooms His Own Team By… Showering. AITA?

SAN ANTONIO, TX — In a move that has Spurs fans questioning the very fabric of reality, shooting guard Devin Vassell reportedly single-handedly tanked his team’s playoff chances last night by committing the ultimate sin: taking a 12-minute shower after the game.

According to team insiders, Vassell’s post-game rinse allegedly caused a moisture imbalance in the AT&T Center that led to the floor literally warping during the next morning’s shootaround. Rookie Victor Wembanyama reportedly slipped, sprained his left eyelid, and is now day-to-day with “existential dread.”

“I’ve seen players miss free throws, blow defensive assignments, even forget to tie their shoes,” a source told me. “But this? This is a new level of galactic-level incompetence. Devin literally washed away our hopes.”

Reddit is, predictably, losing its damn mind. User u/SpursInShambles posted: “YTA for not using cold water, Devin. Cold water doesn’t produce steam. Steam is plot armor for the Lakers. Do you even science?”

TL;DR: Devin Vassell showers, floor melts, Wemby gets hurt, Spurs season over. Popovich reportedly screamed into a dry towel for three hours. Water is now banned in San Antonio.