🚨 **CISA LEAKS YOUR DATA? COMMON SENSE SAYS: KEEP GOVERNMENT HACKERS OFF GITHUB!** 🚨

🚨 CISA LEAKS YOUR DATA? COMMON SENSE SAYS: KEEP GOVERNMENT HACKERS OFF GITHUB! 🚨

Just saw on the news that the “cybersecurity experts” at CISA accidentally leaked classified code on public GitHub for six months. 🙄

Common sense: if I leave my shed unlocked, I get robbed. But these geniuses leave the keys to our national security on the internet for half a year? And I’m supposed to trust them with my tax returns?

My neighbor’s kid found the repo. He’s 14. He said it was “sloppy work” and he could have fixed it in a weekend. Meanwhile, they’re asking us to use password managers. 🤡

Fire the whole department. Hire some teenagers with common sense. Save our data.