**BREAKING: CISA Accidentally Doxes Itself, Proves Cybersecurity Is Just a Vibe**

BREAKING: CISA Accidentally Doxes Itself, Proves Cybersecurity Is Just a Vibe

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has left the infosec community simultaneously screaming, laughing, and updating their LinkedIn profiles, the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) has apparently pulled a classic “oopsie” by leaking a cache of internal data on GitHub.

That’s right, the agency literally tasked with securing the nation’s cyber infrastructure uploaded a private repository that was, shockingly, not private. Sources say the repo contained everything from employee credentials with the password “Password123!” to a detailed roadmap of “How to hack CISA for Fun and No Profit.”

AITA for finding this hilarious? Because I’m laughing so hard my coffee came out my nose. TL;DR: The cybersecurity experts forgot to check the “make it private” checkbox. It’s like a fire department accidentally burning down their own station.

In a statement, a CISA spokesperson said, “We take data security extremely seriously. But also, we’ve since changed the repo visibility to ‘public,’ just to embrace the chaos.”

Experts are calling this a “masterclass in irony” and are already using the leaked credentials to log into the CISA internal Slack, where the only message is a single GIF of a dog sitting in a burning room saying, “This is fine.”

Anyway, I’m off to update my résumé. If this is the state of government cybersecurity, I’m pretty sure my toaster is now a Class III national security asset. 🔥💀