**HEADLINE: CISA Finally Does Something Interesting, Immediately Leaks Your Secrets to GitHub**

HEADLINE: CISA Finally Does Something Interesting, Immediately Leaks Your Secrets to GitHub

Oh wow, big news, guys. The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) — you know, the government org that supposedly protects us from hackers — just accidentally hit “Ctrl+C” on your personal data and “Ctrl+V” into a public GitHub repo. Way to go. AITA for thinking this is the most on-brand thing ever?

TL;DR: CISA staffer forgot they were logged into their personal GitHub instead of the .gov one. Uploaded a whole dump of “sensitive” network data. Now some rando in Estonia probably has your work passwords.

CISA spokesperson: “We take this responsibility seriously.” Me: “Does ‘seriously’ mean ‘publishes it on the internet’?”

The best part? They blamed “human error.” Oh, cool, so the people responsible for keeping the US safe from cyber attacks are just as clumsy as the intern who emails the office Christmas party spreadsheet to the entire client list. 🎄

Leaked data includes firewall configs, VPN credentials, and the location of America’s “secret” nuclear football Wi-Fi password.

But hey, at least now GitHub’s trending repositories have something spicy that isn’t another JavaScript framework. 💀

#NotMyCISA #OPSECIsForLosers #GitHubGoBrrr