**BREAKING: CISA EXPOSED! LEAKED GITHUB REPO REVEALS SHOCKING 'HONEYPOT' DATA – CELEBS REACT! 🚨**

BREAKING: CISA EXPOSED! LEAKED GITHUB REPO REVEALS SHOCKING ‘HONEYPOT’ DATA – CELEBS REACT! 🚨

The red carpet was already buzzing with A-list drama, but tonight’s real shocker isn’t from a movie set—it’s from the dark web of government cybersecurity. The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) is in full crisis mode after a massive data dump appeared on GitHub, exposing what insiders are calling a “honeypot” of compromised credentials, simulation logs, and… wait for it… personal data of government-affiliated contractors.

And the celebrity reactions? Chaos.

“I literally screamed,” says tech mogul and Hollywood darling Elon Musk, who was spotted palming his phone at a post-premiere gala. “A government agency leaking their own mission-critical data on a public repo? This isn’t just a leak—it’s a script flip. Who wrote this episode?!”

Oscar-winning actress Zoe Saldaña was equally stunned, clutching her clutch as she whispered to reporters: “I mean, I thought my NDA was tight, but this?! The fact that CISA basically uploaded a roadmap for hackers… it’s giving ‘enemy of the state’ level drama. Somebody’s getting a subpoena… or an Emmy for best thriller.”

Meanwhile, actor and activist George Clooney didn’t mince words: “This is the kind of slip-up that gets people killed in a spy movie. The shock factor is off the charts—but it’s real life. If I were a cybercriminal, I’d be live-streaming my attack right now.”

And the drama doesn’t stop there. The leaked data allegedly includes “sensitive IP addresses, simulated attack scripts, and