**CISA’s GitHub Oopsie: The ‘Oops, We Leaked Your Network Secrets’ Speedrun (WR)**

CISA’s GitHub Oopsie: The ‘Oops, We Leaked Your Network Secrets’ Speedrun (WR)

YTA, CISA. So apparently the agency tasked with keeping the U.S. cybersphere from turning into a dumpster fire decided to… checks notes… accidentally post a bunch of internal secrets on GitHub. Like, not even a private repo, my dudes. We’re talking full-on public repo energy. Network configs, passwords, maybe grandma’s cookie recipe—who knows?

TL;DR: CISA basically left the front door unlocked with a neon “HACK ME” sign. The Internet’s response was a collective “LOL, get rekt,” followed by a slow clap from the hackers CISA was supposed to stop.

AITA for laughing? No, but CISA is the major one for forgetting that GitHub isn’t a Post-it note for state secrets. Anyway, the breach is “under investigation,” which is just federal-speak for “we’re currently unplugging everything and crying.”

Posted by u/FutureScammer4Lyfe • 5 min ago