**AITA for Thinking Charles Spencer’s Wedding to Cat Jarman Is Just a *Really* Expensive Genealogy Project Gone Wrong?**

AITA for thinking Charles Spencer’s wedding to Cat Jarman is just a really expensive genealogy project gone wrong?

TL;DR: Earl who famously hates the tabloids just let a celebrity archaeologist dig him up on the altar. Is this love or just a bizarre flex for a BBC documentary?

Althorp, UK — In a move that has the British aristocracy and Reddit historians in a chokehold, Charles Spencer (Diana’s bro, for the normies) has tied the knot with Cat Jarman, an archaeologist best known for digging up dead Vikings. And no, I’m not making this up.

The wedding, held at Althorp (yes, that lake-adjacent estate), apparently had a theme of “rustic academia” or, as I like to call it, “We both have weird obsessions with the past, but only one of us can legally own a castle.”

Cat Jarman is the kind of person who looks at a pile of old bones and says, “This was definitely a warrior named Erik who died from a bad case of 9th-century drama.” Meanwhile, Charles Spencer is the kind of person who looks at a pile of his own ancestors and says, “This is a lovely tax write-off.”

The internet is split. Some are calling it a “fairy tale.” I’m calling it the most uncomfortable house guest situation ever. Imagine Christmas dinner: “Charles, pass the gravy.” “Actually, Cat, let’s carbon date the gravy first to see if it’s from the Tudor period.”

Verdict: NTA for the wedding, but YTA for making the rest of us feel like we’re just living in a poorly researched historical fiction novel. Congrats, you two. You’re the new power couple of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Dead.”