Oh Look, Another Rich White Guy Tying the Knot. Charles Spencer, Aka "I'm Diana's Brother, Please Remember Me," Just Married Cat Jarman. That's Right, the Guy Who Literally Wrote a Book About His Own Ancestral Trauma and Then Decided "You Know What Would Fix This? a Wedding at Althorp." Real Original, Bro.

Oh look, another rich white guy tying the knot. Charles Spencer, aka “I’m Diana’s brother, please remember me,” just married Cat Jarman. That’s right, the guy who literally wrote a book about his own ancestral trauma and then decided “you know what would fix this? A wedding at Althorp.” Real original, bro.

TL;DR: Earl Spencer gets hitched to an archaeologist. Maybe she can dig up some shred of relevance for him while she’s at it. AITA for thinking this is just a dress rehearsal for the inevitable divorce in 3-5 years? The cake probably cost more than my entire apartment, and I guarantee there was a hashtag. So groundbreaking.