**Saw This on the Local News Feed – Can't Believe the Sheer Nonsense Going on With This “Traditional” Wedding.**

Saw this on the local news feed – can’t believe the sheer nonsense going on with this “traditional” wedding.

So Charles Spencer (the Earl, right?) has just tied the knot with the Cat Jarman woman. Fair enough, love is love. But you’re telling me the wedding was held in a medieval tithe barn that’s been rotting for years, with hay bales for seating? And instead of a proper caterer, they had some foraging expert serve “wild mushrooms” and “nettle soup”? My nan would say that’s just posh people playing at being peasants while the rest of us are trying to afford a loaf of bread.

And don’t get me started on the invite list. No proper family, just a load of TV archaeologists and influencers who got paid to turn up. Meanwhile, the local church that’s been standing for 600 years is sat empty. Common sense, please – if you’re a Lord, you have a proper do with a sit-down meal, not a camping trip with champagne. The sheer disconnect is unreal.

Just goes to show, money doesn’t buy class. It just buys you a wedding that looks like a Glastonbury after-party. Rant over.