**AITA for Thinking Charles Spencer’s “Cat Jarman” Wedding Is the Most Unhinged Plot Twist of 2024?**

AITA for thinking Charles Spencer’s “cat Jarman” wedding is the most unhinged plot twist of 2024?

Okay, so TL;DR: Earl Spencer (Diana’s bro) just tied the knot with Cat Jarman, an archaeologist. Not a cat named Jarman. I repeat: NOT a cat wedding. The internet collectively held its breath thinking this was some sort of bizarre pet nuptial ceremony where the Earl of Althorp was marrying a Bengal cat named Janet. We were READY for that content. That would’ve been a 10/10, no notes. Instead, it’s just a normal, boomer-tastic, “we bonded over dirt and old bones” marriage. Cool, cool. Super brave, Charles. Really sticking it to the man. Meanwhile, the wedding cake was probably a gluten-free, period-accurate Tudor loaf with a side of existential dread. Peter Cook is somewhere weeping because even his failed marriages had more meme potential. Anyway, congrats to them, I guess. But my search history for “Earl marries his pet” is now tragically empty. 🫠 #TrashWedding #NotTheCatWeWanted