**Viral News Snippet: CBP Issues "Travel Warning" for Memorial Day — But It's Not About the Border**

Viral News Snippet: CBP Issues “Travel Warning” for Memorial Day — But It’s Not About the Border

WASHINGTON (SNARK PEAK) — The U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) has issued an official “travel advisory” for Memorial Day weekend, and for once, it’s not about undocumented immigrants, fentanyl, or the southern border.

Instead, CBP is warning Americans about a far more dangerous threat: the 10-car deep line at the Taco Bell inside the Cinnabon.

Yes, in a surreal twist that has the internet in stitches, the agency tasked with national security is begging citizens to “know before you go” — specifically, to know that the express lane for Global Entry will be closed because the kiosk screen is being held together by packing tape.

The irony? CBP is essentially asking the public to plan for delays leaving the country, not entering it. The official announcement, which went viral after being shared by a D.C. commuter with the caption “They finally targeted the real threat,” reads:

“Travel volumes are expected to peak on Thursday and Friday. Please allow extra time. We remind travelers that the Secondary Inspection line is not a meet-cute opportunity.”

The internet, predictably, has erupted. The “CBP Memorial Day Meme War” is already trending on X (formerly Twitter), where users are Photoshopping CBP agents beside airport bathroom lines and suggesting the agency start a “Nexus Lane for people who don’t pack four pairs of jeans for a weekend trip.”

“Last year, they warned me about leaving my half-eaten apple in my carry-on,” one user wrote. “This year, they’re warning me about the TSA line that wraps around the Cinnabon. I feel seen.”

The Real Meme: The warning comes amid a record-breaking travel season. But instead of