**BREAKING: CBP Issues "Glitch in the Matrix" Memorial Day Warning—Agents Report Deja Vu Loops, Vanishing Vehicles at Border**

BREAKING: CBP Issues “Glitch in the Matrix” Memorial Day Warning—Agents Report Deja Vu Loops, Vanishing Vehicles at Border

San Diego, CA – In what officials are calling the “most surreal travel advisory in agency history,” U.S. Customs and Border Protection has issued a rare, cryptic alert for Memorial Day travelers: “Prepare for temporal anomalies at select ports of entry.”

According to internal CBP logs obtained exclusively by this outlet, at least three separate border crossings along the Southern California line have reported a bizarre pattern since Friday morning. Agents at the San Ysidro, Otay Mesa, and Tecate checkpoints are experiencing what they describe as “persistent deja vu loops.”

“One driver in a white sedan was processed through the same lane four times in thirty minutes—same license plate, same driver, same empty coffee cup on the dash,” a senior CBP analyst told reporters. “Our facial recognition flagged it as a ‘repeat entry,’ but the vehicle never left the queue.”

But that’s not the strangest part. Thermal camera footage from a secondary inspection area shows a pickup truck pulling up to a booth, then instantly appearing behind six cars farther back in the line, as if the timeline had skipped.

“One of our officers asked the driver if he was traveling back in time,” the analyst said. “He just smiled and said, ‘You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.’ Then he vanished.”

CBP is now advising all travelers to avoid driving the same road twice and to “set a fixed point of reference” while waiting in line. “If you see the same license plate more than three times, do not attempt to engage,” the warning reads. “Report it to our anomaly desk. We’re working on it.”

The agency has not confirmed whether this is related to ongoing experimental radar testing or an unexplained “glitch in the matrix,” but sources say every