BRO ☠️ CBP Just Dropped the **Biggest Ick** for Memorial Day. They Said "Don't Do the 'Oop' at the Border." 🚨

BRO ☠️ CBP just dropped the biggest ick for Memorial Day. They said “don’t do the ‘oop’ at the border.” 🚨

The feds are pulling up with full aura. They’re sniffing for contraband AND bad vibes. If you got that “questionable rizz” in your trunk, you’re cooked. 💀 They’re finna check your cooler for “cap” too. No “sus” snacks allowed.

Long lines? Oh yeah. We’re talking “skibidi toilet” wait times. Bring snacks or you’ll be delulu with hunger.

Stay safe, besties. Don’t get “mewed” by customs. 🫡🇺🇸 #CBP #MemorialDay #BrainrotNews