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CBP ISSUES ‘MEMORIAL DAY MORALITY WARNING’ – AGENCY SAYS ‘FLAG PIN NOT ENOUGH’ AS TRAVELERS FACE NEW ETHICS SCREENING

In a controversial move that critics are calling a “patriotic litmus test,” U.S. Customs and Border Protection has issued an unprecedented Memorial Day travel advisory – but it’s not about road closures or TSA wait times.

A leaked internal memo warns agents to be on the lookout for “performative patriotism,” urging them to flag travelers who “consume hot dogs while scrolling war memorial selfies” as potential threats to the “moral fabric of the nation.” The agency reportedly will now ask American travelers a single, probing question before they board: “What have you sacrificed this year?”

One CBP official, speaking anonymously, stated: “We’re not just checking passports anymore. We’re checking souls. If you used this holiday to buy a mattress on sale without visiting a single veteran’s grave, you are part of the problem. Society is crumbling and it starts with the grill.”

Social media exploded with outrage. “This is the death of liberty,” one user wrote. “They want us to prove our grief? Next they’ll scan our hearts for insincerity.”

Critics argue this is the “final perversion” of a holiday meant for reflection, now turned into a bureaucratic weapon of moral approval. Others say it’s the predictable result of a society where even grief must be certified.

Forget Big Brother – Big Morality is now watching your BBQ.