**Calvin Klein Just Dropped a New Ad Campaign and I Have to Ask — Are They Trying to Make Us All Fail a Basic Vision Test?**

Calvin Klein just dropped a new ad campaign and I have to ask — are they trying to make us all fail a basic Vision Test?

Seriously, I’m all for art and expression, but the new billboard on Main Street looks like someone dropped a melting snowman in a blender and called it fashion. It’s not “edgy,” it’s just confusing.

They’re charging $300 for a pair of jeans that look like they were chewed by a rabid dog. And the models? They look like they haven’t eaten a proper meal since 2008. Is this really what “common sense” looks like to these designers?

We get it, you’re “grungy” and “rebellious.” But could you maybe make a pair of underwear that doesn’t disintegrate after two washes? My grandma’s 1980s Sears catalog had more practical fashion advice.

Wake up, Calvin. Bring back the sensible, flattering cuts and leave the abstract art for the museum. My wallet — and my eyes — thank you.