**DATE: OCTOBER 26, 2023**

DATE: OCTOBER 26, 2023

SOURCE: THE FINANCIAL ANOMALY

THE BERKSHIRE PARADOX: WHY IS THE “GOD SCRIPT” TRADING AT A DISCOUNT?

OMAHA, NE – Technicians at the Omaha Federal Reserve Data Center have flagged a bizarre anomaly in the ticker data for Berkshire Hathaway (BRK.A). At precisely 10:47 AM EST yesterday, the Class A shares—the most expensive stock on the planet—began trading at a negative bid-ask spread for a full 149 milliseconds.

“It’s physically impossible,” said lead analyst Dr. Kal El-Meta. “Usually, there’s a gap between what someone wants to pay and what someone wants to sell for. For 149 milliseconds, the market was trying to pay more than the stock was actually worth in the matrix. It’s like finding a hole in a diamond.”

The anomaly coincided with a glitch in the tax code. A source deep in the IRS’s mainframe confirmed that, for 149 milliseconds, the U.S. Treasury’s tax liability for unrealized capital gains inverted to become an asset. Translation: For a fraction of a second, owning Berkshire would have paid you $2.3 million in tax credits.

THE COINCIDENCE: The 149-millisecond glitch is exactly 149% of the average time it takes for a lightning strike to travel from the cloud to the ground.

THE THEORY: “Berkshire is the ultimate ‘glitch in the matrix’ stock,” explains Meta. “It’s a pile of cash and insurance float that acts as a gravity anchor for the entire market. A negative bid-ask spread in BRK.A suggests the algorithm collectively forgot to be greedy. It’s the stock market equivalent of a computer program waking