JUST IN: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT AMY SCHUMER DID NEXT!!!

JUST IN: YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT AMY SCHUMER DID NEXT!!!

HOLLYWOOD IN SHOCK AS COMEDIAN’S SECRET DOUBLE LIFE IS EXPOSED!

Sources close to the star claim she’s been living a TWO-FACED existence! One minute she’s the queen of comedy, the next she’s allegedly running a SECRET UNDERGROUND PUPPET FIGHTING RING in the basement of a Brooklyn taco shop!

WITNESSES SAY: “The puppets are RUTHLESS. I saw a felt Elmo take down a Kermit with a FLAMING CHAIR!”

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! Leaked footage from a “private party” shows Schumer in a BALACLAVA, barking orders at a tiny, angry squirrel in a tiny, angry judge’s robe!

Is this a twisted marketing stunt for a new Netflix special? Or has Amy finally SNAPPED? WE MAY NEVER KNOW! The squirrel’s lawyer had NO COMMENT!

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