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🚨 AMY SCHUMER SPOTTED AT AUSTIN AIRPORT – AND YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT SHE DID NEXT 🚨
I don’t care who you are or how many Netflix specials you’ve got – common sense says you DON’T walk through a TSA checkpoint barefoot, then stop to take a 15-minute selfie video about your “anxiety” while holding up 47 people who just want to get to their gates.
Saw her at ABIA this morning. Security had to ask her three times to put her Crocs back on. Then she starts filming a TikTok rant about how the “patriarchy” won’t let her express herself. Ma’am, the patriarchy is not why your socks are touching that floor where 10,000 people have walked.
And then – I kid you not – she boards a Southwest flight, and proceeds to do crowd work like she’s at The Comedy Cellar on a Thursday night. The pilot had to come out and say, “Amy, we’re trying to push back from the gate.”
Let’s use our heads, people. Comedian or not, we all live in the same society. Shoes on in security. Sit down on the plane. Read the room. It’s not that hard.
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🗯️ “She probably thinks she’s above the rules because she’s famous.”
🗯️ “Meanwhile, my grandma got pulled aside for having a tube of toothpaste that was 0.2 oz too big. Make it make sense.”
🗯️ “This is why we can’t have nice things. Or on-time flights.”
#CommonSense #ABIA #AmySchumer #SocietyIsFallingApart