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Wallets dead on arrival?
AMC just dropped the first trailer for The Walking Dead: Dead City, and while fans are hyped for Negan and Maggieâs Manhattan showdown, your bank account is about to get bitten. Hereâs the wallet-killing reality check:
- $8.99/month for AMC+ just to watch it live? Thatâs $108/year for a show thatâs already been split into six-episode seasons. Youâre paying movie-theater prices for a TV dinner.
- No cable? No problem? Not so fast. Without AMC+, youâre waiting weeks for free episodes on regular TVâif you can even find them. Spoiler: you canât.
- Add-on fees if you want to watch on Prime, Apple TV, or YouTube TV? Thatâs another $2-5/month for the privilege of paying for something you already paid for.
- Merch, merch, merch â Expect $40 t-shirts, $100 collectibles, and $20 Funko Pops for characters who might die in episode three.
The real horror? Youâre paying more to watch zombies eat people than you spend on actual groceries. And Neganâs baseball bat? Thatâs just the metaphor for AMCâs pricing strategy.
Zombie-proof your budget: Wait for a free 7-day trial, then cancel. Or, do what Iâm doing: watch the trailer on YouTube for free, and let the rest rot on streaming limbo.
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