**Supreme Court Drops Absolutely Brutal Ruling, Internet Melts Down Faster Than a 2010 Nokia Charger**

Supreme Court Drops Absolutely Brutal Ruling, Internet Melts Down Faster Than a 2010 Nokia Charger

AITA for laughing at the sheer circus that is the US Supreme Court right now? TL;DR: 6 conservative justices basically looked at a century of precedent, shrugged, and said “nah, we’re built different.” They just ruled that your boss can now legally require you to work 367 hours a week for exposure and a half-eaten bag of Funyuns, as long as they feel it’s a spiritual successor to some law from 1792. The dissenting opinion is 90 pages of pure, unfiltered “are you serious rn?” energy, written in what appears to be blood, tears, and the smoke from RBG’s ghost.

The left is coping by making 4K cinematics of Greta Thunberg screaming, while the right is celebrating by firing everyone under 30 and replacing them with AI that somehow has worse takes. The best part? The ruling was printed on a piece of paper that fell out of a toilet paper roll. Democracy is a gacha game with a 0.01% pity rate and we’re all out of pulls. Pls send help and a time machine.