**SIMI VALLEY FIRE: GOD’S WRATH or MAN’S GREED?**

SIMI VALLEY FIRE: GOD’S WRATH OR MAN’S GREED?

In what moral critics are calling “the inevitable bill for a decade of decadence,” the Simi Valley wildfire has consumed over 3,000 acres—and just hours before the first ember flew, the city council voted to cut funding for fire prevention in favor of a new luxury water park.

“We traded sprinklers for slides,” said Rev. Darla Hempstead, a local pastor, standing in front of a charred strip mall that once housed three marijuana dispensaries and an occult bookstore. “This isn’t climate change. This is a mirror.”

Social media has already dubbed the blaze “The Purge Fire,” noting that the flames seemingly spared a church and a veteran’s home while gutting an adult entertainment studio and a vape warehouse. Critics warn the real crisis isn’t drought—it’s a culture that values profit over prudence.

“We’re living in a society that laughs at Noah until it starts to rain fire,” wrote one viral commentator. “Simi Valley didn’t burn. It was cleansed.” 🔥👁️