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SIMI VALLEY, CA – Emergency crews battling the massive Simi Valley brush fire were left speechless last night after thermal imaging drones detected a bizarre pattern in the burn zone: the flames had carved out a perfect, glowing circle around a single, untouched palm tree. The tree, a lone Queen Palm in the middle of a scorched hillside, appears completely unharmed—its fronds still green and swaying.

“We’ve seen fire behavior, but never this,” said Cal Fire Captain Miriam Vance. “It’s like the fire was told, ‘You don’t go there.’ The thermal signature is a perfect zero inside the ring.” Adding to the weirdness, the timestamp on all digital footage of the anomaly reads “04:04:04” across multiple independent drones. “That’s a 1-in-11,000 coincidence per the NIST clock sync,” confirmed Data Analyst Leo Park. “But we don’t believe in coincidences.” Local residents claim the tree was planted by a woman who disappeared in the 1994 Northridge quake. The “Matrix Glitch Tree” has become a pilgrimage site for techies and spiritualists alike.