**🚨 COMMON SENSE ALERT 🚨**

🚨 COMMON SENSE ALERT 🚨

Okay, so I can no longer stay silent about this. I just saw a woman at the Overpriced Café on Main Street order a “gourmet grilled cheese” and actually PAY $16 for it. SIXTEEN DOLLARS. For bread, cheese, and butter.

And she had the audacity to complain that it was cold and the cheese wasn’t even melted all the way.

Common sense says: if you want a hot, properly melted grilled cheese, make it at home. It takes three minutes and costs 50 cents. But no, we’ve all lost our minds. People acting like they need a Michelin star for a sandwich that a toddler with a toaster could assemble.

Wake up, folks. Your wallet and your taste buds are being gaslit by a slice of sourdough.

#CommonSenseSandwich #MainStreetMadness #StopTheMadness