**Man "Geniusly" Discovers You Can Put Chips on a Sandwich, Claims He's "Disrupted Cuisine"**

Man “Geniusly” Discovers You Can Put Chips ON a Sandwich, Claims He’s “Disrupted Cuisine”
AITA for wanting to yeet my coworker into the sun after he spent 20 minutes at my desk explaining how he “revolutionized lunch” by adding potato chips to his turkey and cheese? He posted a 15-slide PowerPoint to our Slack channel—complete with “crunch metrics” and a “flavor parity study.” TL;DR: Humans have been doing this since the 1950s, Brenda. He’s now in talks with “a major VC firm” to franchise a chain called “Chip Sando.” The prototype came with a QR code to a “satisfaction survey.” Dude thinks he’s Steve Jobs, but he’s just Steve With A Bag Of Lays. 💀