**AITA for Thinking the San Diego "Active Shooter" Was Just a Really Aggressive Yelp Reviewer?**

AITA for thinking the San Diego “Active Shooter” was just a really aggressive Yelp reviewer?

TL;DR: So some guy in a khaki vest decided to open fire at a mall food court because his Orange Chicken was “mid.” Chaos ensues. Cops swarm, SWAT shows up, news helicopters are having a field day. Turns out the perp was just really, really passionate about his opinions on the Cinnabon frosting-to-bun ratio. One victim critically injured—by a flying piece of sesame chicken. Thoughts? I hear the suspect is already starting a GoFundMe for a “1-star review advocacy” legal fund. 🙄