**JUST IN: INTERDIMENSIONAL CATASTROPHE!**

JUST IN: INTERDIMENSIONAL CATASTROPHE!

RICK AND MORTY’S PORTAL GUN LEAKS INTO REALITY!

BREAKING: SCIENTISTS TERRIFIED AS SITCOM UNIVERSE FROM HIT SHOW INVADES OUR DIMENSION!

We have received RATTLING reports from the highest levels of astrophysics! A suspected PORTAL GUN, exactly like the one used by mad genius RICK SANCHEZ, has been detected—INSIDE A REAL LAB!

Sources say the device, which SHOULDN’T EXIST, has punched a hole in the spacetime continuum! Experts are calling it “THE MORTY-MENACE”!

WHY THIS MATTERS:

• REALITY IS LOOPING! Citizens are reporting déjà vu… BUT WITH SWEATY, ANIMALISTIC ANXIETY!
• TIED-UP CLONES? A local zoo is baffled by a sudden influx of Meeseeks boxes. THEY WON’T STOP ASKING FOR HELP!
• PICKLE RICK SIGHTED! A disturbing, sentient gherkin is now the LEADER of a small country! (He will NOT negotiate!)

EXCLUSIVE WHISTLEBLOWER: This is NO HOAX! A tearful intern known only as “Jerry” told us, “He’s… he’s burping at the equations! He won’t stop! Our sun is now a giant sentient nacho!”

IS OUR WHOLE EXISTENCE A MULTIVERSE SITCOM? The answer is yes, and it’s coming for YOUR FAMILY. THE SCARY PART? THE SHOW’S CANON IS NOW REAL!

Stay tuned as Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub becomes our new