**Woke Science Ruins Another Show? Local Dad FUMES Over ‘Rick and Morty’ Season 7 Premiere**
Woke Science Ruins Another Show? Local Dad FUMES Over ‘Rick and Morty’ Season 7 Premiere
⚠️ COMMON SENSE ALERT ⚠️
So I sat down with my kid to watch the new Rick and Morty season, thinking we’d get some good old-fashioned “burp and fart” sci-fi. Instead, I get a 22-minute lecture on quantum gender fluidity and a portal gun that only works if you “respect the multiverse’s pronouns.”
Am I the only one who remembers when this show was about pickle Rick and not about deconstructing the patriarchy with interdimensional therapy? My 12-year-old asked me why the new voice actor sounds like a “slightly angrier Siri,” and I had no answer.
They’ve officially lost the plot. Bring back actual jokes, not a Master’s thesis on transdimensional intersectionality. Who’s with me? 🧙♂️🔫 #CommonSenseTV #RickAndMortyRuined #WokeScience